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England England Free read ï 104 Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary Jerry Batson ui se définit comme un « accoucheur d'idées » va en vendre une assez sensationnelle à sir Jack Pitman un excentriue milliardaire créer sur l'île de Wight une sorte de gigantesue parc d'attractions rassemblant tout ce u'il y a de plus typiue de. Okay let me start by saying that Julian Barnes is obviously very intelligent He is witty and intelligent and well read BUT this book is obnoxious It s not the worst book I ve ever read by any meansit is smart and funny in parts and he has a point but the language is pretentious and showy You have to have an English degree to get through this book which I am in the process of obtaining Overall it is inaccessible So if his point is that we prefer simulacra over the original and society has become complacent lazy etc with this novel he is only preaching to people who agree with him because only people who would probably agree with him would take the time to try to understand this novel Additionally it was boring I fell asleep at least 5 times while trying to get through this book That has never happened to me before with any other book ever Congratulations Julian Barnes you re brilliant but the ironies and the parodies would only reach the highly educated and the book doesn t make me feel anything at all Jejak Seorang Pemimpin tout ce u'il y a de plus The Mentor typiue de. Okay let me start by saying Reconceptualizing Development in the Global Information Age that Julian Barnes is obviously very intelligent He is witty and intelligent and well read BUT Xenos Contact intre civilizatii this book is obnoxious It s not The Personal History of Rachel DuPree the worst book I ve ever read by any meansit is smart and funny in parts and he has a point but The Personal History of Rachel DuPree the language is pretentious and showy You have Careers in Information Technology to have an English degree Acedia Me A Marriage Monks and a Writer's Life to get The Readymade Thief through The Crisis of Islam this book which I am in A Fair to Remember the process of obtaining Overall it is inaccessible So if his point is Adult Onset that we prefer simulacra over The Romanov Empress A Novel of Tsarina Maria Feodorovna the original and society has become complacent lazy etc with Transition this novel he is only preaching Mãos de cavalo to people who agree with him because only people who would probably agree with him would The Help Yourself City take Be Prepared the The Line That Held Us time Manuscript Makeover Revision Techniues No Fiction Writer Can Afford to Ignore to The Conviction of Richard Nixon The Untold Story of the FrostNixon Interviews try Doppio volto to understand The Conviction of Richard Nixon The Untold Story of the FrostNixon Interviews this novel Additionally it was boring I fell asleep at least 5 The Purpose Principles times while Manuscript Makeover Revision Techniues No Fiction Writer Can Afford to Ignore trying The Man Who Invented the Computer to get The Penguin Lessons through The Shepherd the Angel and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog this book That has never happened 911 Behind The Curtain to me before with any other book ever Congratulations Julian Barnes you re brilliant but The Break the ironies and Sanity and Grace A Journey of Suicide Survival and Strength the parodies would only reach The Bitter Waters of Medicine Creek the highly educated and The Long Night of Winchell Dear the book doesn Hand Drying in America and Other Stories t make me feel anything at all

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England England Free read ï 104 Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary Norme succès La copie va t elle surpasser l'original Et u'adviendra t il si c'est elle ue les touristes préfèrent visiter Férocement drôle drôlement impitoyable impitoyablement au vitriol voilà un portrait de l'Angleterre comme on n'en avait encore jamais v. Now that I ve read Flaubert s Parrot and A History of the World in 10 1 2 Chapters both incredibly clever and wonderful books I like this novel even less than I did when I read it as my first Julian Barnes a few years ago Everything I remember about it is cringe worthy though I must admit I don t really remember that much a lot of gratuitous badly written sex and something about Englishness American tourists and culture as entertainment It s just bizarre and somehow spiteful coming from England s most Francophone contemporary writer There are better Julian Barnes books one could read instead of this one

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England England Free read ï 104 Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary Plus connu en Angleterre Cela va des blanches falaises de Douvres à Manchester United de Buckingham Palace à Stonehenge du mausolée de la princesse Diana au théâtre de ShakespeareLe projet est monstrueux hautement risué et voilà u'il se révèle être un é. The hardest books for me to review are the ones that I objectively think are uite good but that for whatever reason I didn t actually like very much This is one of thoseOn the one hand I want to tell people don t bother with this one it left me feeling very meh On the other I think back on it and it was all very well put together filled with fleshed out characters and uniue ideas and with some parts that bordered on magnificent Maybe if I d been in a different mood maybe if I d paid it attention maybe if I were a little smarter I would have absolutely loved it Who knows In any case I can t think of anything empirical to complain aboutThe big maybe if in this case is Maybe if I were English or knew a bit about England I would have liked this book better I ve never been to the UK never been much of an Anglophile What I know about England has been gleaned from tabloids fiction a childhood spent watching Red Dwarf and Mr Bean and whatever I picked up in high school history class about King So and So and what a jerk he was So the nuanced satire in this book which is largely about foreign imbeciles such as myself and our ignorance and apathy about authentic British culture whooshed right over my head The one thing I can say for myself is that at least I knew there was a whoosh that I had missed something But I still didn t love the bookThe story follows Martha a woman who is too smart and too cynical for her own good at three points during her life Part I is about her childhood and the aftermath of her parents divorce This section which stands alone very well as a short story was the highlight of my experience with the book It s sharp and painful and it gives the reader a rounded understanding of the character s foundation Everything that Martha does later on as an adult and as an old woman makes sense because we ve seen her undergo this childhood traumaIn Part II the longest and meatiest part of the story we see Martha in her late 30 s as she begins working for Sir Jack Pitman a ludicrously pompous business mogul who has a dream He knows that tourists come to England to see historical and cultural landmarks but it s all so inconvenient Everything s so far apart you can t see it all in one day Transportation and money can be confusing historical sites are often dingy or falling apart the English people can be so unwelcoming Tourists want to be dazzled but reality is just so underwhelmingPitman s solution is nothing less than to create a whole new England He buys the Isle of Wight a small island in the English Channel and transforms it into a perfect miniature of everything that England symbolizes except betterAt first his employees and the public assume he s building some kind of patriotic theme park but that s not it at all Pitman s vision is nothing so artificial Although the island is filled with half size reproductions of everything from Stonehenge to Buckingham Palace and its residents are all hired on as actors to portray everyone from Robin Hood to friendly pub patrons Pitman sees it as the real deal Why would anyone want to go to Old England so unfriendly so unwieldy when they could go someplace smaller and accessible that has everything England ever had and but distilled and with the bad bits filtered outSure enough the tourists flock to the island which Pitman dubs England England And it s not just tourists celebrities relocate there landmarks are dismantled and rebuilt there even the royal family is enticed bribed blackmailed whatever to make the island s half sized Buckingham Palace their new home Pitman is shrewd enough to name himself the island s Governor and then to declare independence from Old England citing a centuries old technicality as justification Within a few years Old England is rendered totally irrelevant culturally and economically It s a slum When people say England they now mean England EnglandMartha originally hired on as a professional cynic whose job functions mainly included shitting all over everyone else s ideas uickly rises within the company and ends up overseeing the entire England England project But then things start to go tremendously hilariously awry and Martha is left with the blameSo Barnes s main theme is the uestion of authenticity If England England is a fake and Pitman pontificates elouently throughout the book on why it isn t really why does that matter In all apparent ways it s better than the original Why mourn the fate of Old England other than for nostalgia s sake And if you are feeling nostalgic for Old England why not go to England England It s exactly the same except betterIn Part III Martha now an old woman finally returns to Old England which having spent the last half century in poverty isolation and global irrelevancy has been transformed into a shell of its old self something totally unfamiliar but at the same time something completely innately English It has undergone a different distillation but like England England has become a condensed manifestation of an ineffable Englishness Or maybe not maybe that s the difference between the two Old England has reached an ineffable Englishness while England England is all too effableTo Martha anyway it s somehow just as fake as the island ever was Which is Barnes s entire point and which is depressing as all fuck if only because it rang so true to meThis is one of the most uniue dystopian novels I have ever read I wish Barnes had spent time delving into this faux divide between real and fake rather than spending pages and pages on the corrupt exploits of the fictional royals or Pitman s um very nontraditional sexual proclivities And I wish I had a better grasp of the general English Weltanschauung I kept trying to translate it into American imagining an island full of miniature Statues of Liberty and Mt Rushs and flag waving Uncle Sams but it s just not analogous for so many reasons the ineffable America is not anything like the ineffable EnglandHaving typed up this review I realize I do think highly of this book than I d thought I didn t love the experience of actually reading it but looking back it really was a good book Which is almost too perfect The distilled essentially fake England England in my memory which is the one I m really discussing in this review is better than the real England England that I actually bought and spent many frustrating hours reading How very meta Original review date 18 October 2010

  • Mass Market Paperback
  • 441
  • England England
  • Julian Barnes
  • French
  • 13 October 2019
  • 9782070417643

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    (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary Read Þ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Î Julian Barnes As much as I love Julian Barnes I am divided about England England On the one hand it illustrates in a satirical and sad way why En

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    (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary Read Þ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Î Julian Barnes Okay let me start by saying that Julian Barnes is obviously very intelligent He is witty and intelligent and well read BUT this book is obnoxious It's not the worst book I've ever read by any meansit is smart and funny in parts and he has a point but the language is pretentious and showy You have to have an English degree to get through this book which I am in the process of obtaining Overall it is inaccessible

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    Read Þ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Î Julian Barnes (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary This is the first work by Barnes I've given less than 4 stars though I thought the first section detailing Martha

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    Read & Download England England (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary Considering the fact that I'm being forced to read this for my super dull post colonialism unit for college I have reluctantly grown to enjoy it But of course I will never admit it to my professor

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    Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes This book is in three partsIn Part I England a young girl absorbs the leaving of her father She had a puzzle of the map of England Her father would hide one piece Cornwall Devon Somerset Carmarthen Pembrokeshire And when her puzzle was done except for that one piece HE would magically find it Nottinghamshire was missing when HE went missing too All of Julian Barnes' brilliance is here And this brief opening will break your heartIn

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    Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary Read Þ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Î Julian Barnes (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes This was not my book as much as i liked „the noise of time“ so much i disliked this one This is a „talmes balmes“ of intelectually constructed phrases aimed at nothing really Or the message of this book was so cryptic that i

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    Read Þ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Î Julian Barnes (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes Julian Barnes Î 4 Summary In the disturbing tradition of Orwell's 1984 and Huxley's Brave New World fellow English writer Julian Barnes has produced the first classic dystopia of the 21st centuryEngland England is an unsettling satire of corporate ambition gone wild in a culture that values convenience above all elseSir Jack Pitman thinks big He rules his financial empire from a worldly cathedral of the most extravagant design Subjects coming for

  9. says: (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes

    (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes Now that I've read Flaubert's Parrot and A History of the World in 10 1 2 Chapters both incredibly clever and wonderful books I like this novel even less than I did when I read it as my first Julian Barnes a few years ago Everything I remember about it is cringe worthy though I must admit I don't really remember that much a lot of gratuitous badly written sex and something about Englishness American tourists and culture as enterta

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    (England England) PDF FREE ´ Julian Barnes Damage is a normal part of childhoodI think I missed the entire point of this book

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